Instagram Newbie

Assalamualaikum

  So I've set up an Instagram account about two months ago. Noob nyaa lahai kan. Time nak bagitau kawan kawan yang I finally have an Instagram account pun malu sangat rasa hahahahahaha. Okay so after these 2 months, only now I know the struggles of an Instagramer.

My Instagram Teachers

First of all of course lah the picture. Nak pilih the right picture pun take time. Nak try semua filter lagi. Lain cerita laa kalau pakai kamera iPhone. Paling susah nak pilih group photo yang semua orang pun nampak lawa dalam tu. Yang sorang ni dah lawa yang sorang lagi tengah tutup mata laa tengah betulkan kain laa. The best solution is pilih je gambar yang kita nampak lawa dalam tu, orang lain tu lantakkan jelah. Nanti dekat insta diorang sendiri mesti diorang letak gambar yang dia paling lawa dalam tu so that's it.

Dulu pernah sekali lepak dengan Fieza and she was busy thinking nak letak caption apa dekat Instagram, taip padam taip padam. And on that time I was like, " Laa susah sangat ke, tulis caption je pun." And now ambik kau, kan dah jilat ludah sendiri. Woww, the struggle is real okay. I'm not one of those yang tulis caption panjang macam essay unless the picture sangat sangat bermakna to me. So you know the feeling to make a simple caption yet not that hambar? I love #hashtags so I have to make sure I put the right #hashtags. It's kinda frustrating sometimes. Now, I am the one who taip padam, taip padam. Goshhh I dont even know write a caption could thrill me that way. 

Next, likes. "Aku kena letak gambar aku dengan Fieza, baru ada orang like." Itu ayat wani suhaili dulu dulu. Dia kata kalau ada gambar dia dengan org yg macam hotstuff then baru dapat banyak likes. Kalau letak gambar dia je nnti org macam lalu je gambar dia, takde nak singgah pun. HAHAHAHAHAHA now I get what you mean Wani. It's really matter sapa yang ada dalam gambar when it comes to how many likes you got, lain ceritalah kalau orang yang dah memang famous. Ini untuk case aku yang baru nak up ni. Kalau letak gambar dengan gegirls #teamGENESIS tu ramai laaa sikit likers, kalau setakat muka sendiri hmm gitu gitu jelah. Tambah lagi kalau aku yang jenis kaku depan kamera ni hmm lagilah =.='

One of the things that I love about Instagram of course lah boleh stalk orang. Woahh, the struggle nak stalk orang dekat insta lagi dahsyat. I have to be super cautious. Now I know how frustrated it is bila terLIKE gambar orang yang kita tengah stalk. Rasa dia macam mana nak sorok muka ni aduhhh. Hey, kan kalau kita like nnti ada love merah kan so kalau kita tap back the like buttton then the red colour disappear, so orang tu dapat noti jugak tak? This thing keep bugging me sejak hari tu terLIKE gambar masa stalk >_<

Sekarang ni dah jadi macam habit dah, tiap kali pegang phone mesti nak scroll insta. Patutlah selalu tengok orang scroll insta dalam kuliah, it's hard to resist you know. But ada jugak yang cakap nanti lama lama dah rasa malas nak bukak insta. My Instagram account is just two months old so I am still a newbie. Maybe that's why I'm a little bit addicted since this whole Instagram thing is a new stuff that I just discovered. 

Okay so these are the struggles of an Instagramer that yang aku mula faham sekarang. But there's still one level that I didnt pass yet which is how to acah acah tak pandang kamera but the picture still turns out to be stunning like you have a stalker who took your candid pictures and secretly uploaded them on your Instagram account like wowwww  I really cant get it @_@

Instanoob,

ANATI

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THANK YOU READERS :)

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